Sometimes the right thing to do is the hardest thing to do
The Fault in our Coffee
"That’s the thing about coffee. It demands to be sweetened."
"I drank my coffee the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once."
"My thoughts are coffee I can’t fathom into cappuccinos."
"The marks coffee leaves are too often scalds."
Some coffee cups, are bigger than other coffee cups
i love tumblr.
When the coffee cup is half empty add whop cream
filling a bathtub with the substance, throwing the person you hate the most in the tub and throwing the ice cube in the tub right after …. it would be over
such evil minds in this place
i love this evilness
Nah, don’t just throw it in you gotta flick it dramatically over your shoulder without looking as you walk away, preferably with a darkly humorous one-liner.
"The cold never bothered me anyway"
"Let it go"
When I’m mad I don’t count to ten; I close my eyes and imagine stabbing whoever/whatever I’m mad at ten times.
Works pretty well.
Reasons to be a mermaid;
- No pants.
- No periods.
- Perfect hair.
- You can lure men to their death.
- Free clam bra.
Please God Make Me A Mermaid
I love this
If you can’t reblog this…
NEVER HAVE NEVER WILL