1. Thanks for texting me first
    And then ignoring my reply.

     

  2. Boys laugh at the shit they put girls through now but,
    They won’t be laughing when they’re wiping tears off their daughter’s face for the same reason.

    Tagged #trueshit
     

  3. I wish I could delete my number off other people’s phones.

     

  4. Your girl has a guy she texts specifically after you upset her.

    Tagged #true
     

  5. I hate when people ask “Who you tryna look good for?”

    And I’m just like

    MYSELF BITCH. #BYE

     

  6. How to get a woman mad in two easy steps:
    1. Take a picture of her.
    2. Don’t show it to her.

     

  7. 10 year old girls are crying because they broke up with their boyfriends.

    When I was 10 years old I cried because I missed the Saturday morning cartoons.

     

  8. I just don’t understand it when people pull this shit:

    "OMG I hate it when people talk behind my back!"

    ……..5 mins later……..

    "OMG did you see that ugly ass skirt Becky was wearing? And she is so annoying, she’s always asking me how I’m doing. Like what the hell, she’s so nosy!"

    ……5 mins later…….

    "Hi Becky!! OMG I love your skirt! Do you want to go to the mall this weekend?"

     

  9. gleeksunited-infinity:

    zieglerandlukasiak:

    brookiemariehyland:

    Ellen should win an Oscar for being Ellen

    "and the oscar for best ellen degeneres goes to…. ellen degeneres"

    "And the oscar for best Leonardo Dicaprio goes to … Ellen Degeneres"

    "And the Oscar for best Dorry ever goes to…Ellen DeGeneres."

    (via disagreed)

     
  10. (Source: zochilove, via free-universe)